fucking wet

an idiot

mate, your a fucking wet

by laylalowe October 10, 2017

Wet Willy

When someone sticks their wet/gross fingers in someone's ear filled with mouth mucus. If a guy does it to a guy, he's probably gay.

A guy gave me a wet willy, I think he just came out!

by dirtyboiwhocreams January 4, 2017

wet noodle

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

Wet Weetabix

A girl that you would recommend or eat out again

She sure is nutritious wet weetabix

by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

Wet Dicked

The female version of the term "Dick Wet"

Implying that a female is going to get a penis into her wet vagina tonight

ex. Hey you getting your wet dicked tonight?

She totally got her wet dicked by that dude.

by Province18 December 17, 2010

wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

Wet Ski Mask

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

by Rich the jerkhole January 1, 2012