mince meat

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

by Henry David September 27, 2006

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Meat Wheels

Testicles.

His meat wheels were the size of oranges.

by LividSock March 12, 2011

Meat party

Basically this is a small suasage festival only 3 to 6 guys, as where a suasage fest is 7 or more guys

I didnt want to have a suasage fest so i invited 4 guys and only had a meat party"

by Charlie381996 September 11, 2010

Meat Vindy

Essential food after at day out drinking beer, wines & spirits & watching the Blues at the bridge. Best accompanied with Mateus Rose. Whilst consuming this culinary delight you can discuss the stock market or alternatively which centre forward 'held the ball up well' that day.

Oi mate, ship in a meat vindy. & pour me more Mateus. Now then, did you think Vialli held the ball up well today?

by Dan Petrescu. September 29, 2004

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009

meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

by meetmasheen May 21, 2017