talking to jimmy

Having a bowel movement.. Pooping

I'll call you back. I'm talking to Jimmy. Where did you go? I was talking to Jimmy.

by Gigi626 January 6, 2024

Talking to Jimmy

Having a bowel movement; pooping

I'll call you back,I was talking to Jimmy. Where did you go? Jimmy called. Why are you late? I was talking to Jimmy.

by Gigi626 January 6, 2024

Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up

Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk

by stwingey January 8, 2024

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.

Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks

by SofaPizza January 31, 2024