When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom
by Dirty nob January 11, 2020
Get the Half Slipped Out Nob mug.It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
by DJradiotic February 7, 2020
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In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
Get the Glass slippers mug.When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020
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Person 1: I'm so horny I could eat a wiener.
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Sorry, stupid autocorrect. I meant hungry. Want to get hot dogs later?
Person 2: Sounds like a droidian slip to me....
Person 1: I'm so horny I could eat a wiener.
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Sorry, stupid autocorrect. I meant hungry. Want to get hot dogs later?
Person 2: Sounds like a droidian slip to me....
by jesuswasawoman May 1, 2020
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