saskatchwan pizza

When a fat chick queefs blood onto a donut then scraps her smagma and crusted jiz off her thighs on to said donut and let's it harden.

Sharyl gave me a saskatchwan pizza yesterday, best Canadian delicacy I've had.

by Ike wasoski July 12, 2016

Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.

by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

pizza factory experience

An extremely uncomfortable experience

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”

by Raxannnnnnne February 22, 2024

It's Pizza time!

OST from Pizza tower that well deserved it's fame

1:What's the best chase theme in existance?
2:It's Pizza time!

by Giga.cringe.pizza.enjoyer May 19, 2023

Pizza Boy

A low-class, cretin male who earns very little income. The pizza boy attempts to seduce women through lies and deceit, and is often reluctant to spend any money in this pursuit. If possible, the pizza boy will have the woman purchase things for him instead, especially drinks.

Jason: We in here poppin’ bottles, takin’ flights, drivin’ the best cars … these pizza boys could never.

by jraindagoat October 24, 2022

Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".

I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....

by Rtard41 June 8, 2021