the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!

that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!

by michael foolsley August 24, 2022

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

Real

A word invented by our lord and savior jaiboue. This word is used to describe something that is very true.

Larry: Hello there friend, have you listened to Donda yet? Chad Jaiboue Fan: Of course I did! It was a really good album and it shouldn't be hated at all. Larry: Yea that's very "real" Chad Jaiboue Fan: Of course it's very real, I'm a jaiboue fan!

by youngboybetterr September 4, 2021

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Real

relating to something as it is, not merely as it may be described or distinguished.

"Locke's distinction between the real and nominal essence of substances"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025