Rizz muffin 

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

Rizz muffin by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Not Muffin Man 

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

Not Muffin Man by I like burger January 29, 2025

DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

DOWNWARD MUFFIN by anonymous February 1, 2025

hump muffin 

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

hump muffin by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

Stud Muffin 

A man who is intended to hang around with a lesbian couple, often bakers. He also is particularly muscular and sexually active.

George is a stud muffin, and works with the cakeslags.

Stud Muffin by Joe diddy March 31, 2025

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

Dutch muffin 2.0 by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

fluffer muffin

fluffer muffin is a popular micro caleb silkposter in the silksong community known for their kindness and self-awareness...
they had high-quality photoshoped silkposts and the kindness of Nu/Injuryexpert2656 and consistent phase

fluffer muffin is a peak silkposter

fluffer muffin by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025