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janitor widow maker 

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
janitor widow maker by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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belgian waffle maker 

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?
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makeout drink 

The pop / soda of your choice after a long intense makeout session. Usually is different from your normal pop / soda choice. And is always to be cold.
I usually drink pepsi, however after a long makeout session with my smokin' hot girlfriend my makeout drink of choice is an ice cold root-beer.
makeout drink by Bozzzy February 10, 2009
A strawberry blonde, brown eyed angel from hell. she is sweet, kind and funny , but will open a bulk size can of whoop-ass if she has to. she is the most amazing girl in the world but no matter how many times people tell her how awesome she is, she still thinks shes horrible. she will be there to listen if you need to vent, is amazing at art, even better than those girls hannah and jazzlyn . Everyone wants a piece of her, even girls. she is just that amazing.
Girl 1: whos that
Girl2: thats makenna, she is too good for this world
GayChickNamedLiz: she really is, i wish she would love me
Makenna by TotallyNotLiz May 9, 2018
Gels, liquids, and powders applied to the face. These include, but are not limited to lipstick, mascara, lip gloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, foundation and the like. Prices range from a few dollars to fifty dollars and up depending on the brand. They are used to express oneself, but some people believe that they actually need to wear cosmetics to look "pretty". A tip: Less is more. FYI, if one takes care of their skin, they won't need to wear any makeup.
Her makeup looks so thick!
makeup by IckyKat February 28, 2011

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

Makenzie 

An awesome and loyal friend who loves cows and villains from batman. Hillarious! Great person to be friends with. Not someone to mess with. Brown hair, hazel eyes. Nickname: Mac, Macintyre.
Wow, your so Makenzie!
Makenzie by PawsUp December 27, 2011