ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
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Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.
“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”
by Charlie The Moth Man May 25, 2023
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ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")
That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.
by distancehasaway June 22, 2011
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Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question
"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
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Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question
"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
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Ghetto combo

The epitome of a redline ghetto in the us or Canada: a combination of hdmi and c.u.p.i.d
All social workers who want to fix the ghetto need to know what a ghetto combo is
by Sexydimma September 29, 2024
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Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix

Washbizzle's Ghetto Stix is a specially hand crafted skateboards that comes in funky shapes. The owner of the company is yet unknown.
"I got a Ski Skate from the Washbizzle's Ghetto Stixs store down the street"

"Yea! Me Too! I got the famed Table Top Board!"
by MugMuffin July 01, 2009
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