Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Black Berrynoid

A paranoid state resulting from fear that you have called someone inadvertantly due to a blackberry pocket call, resulting in the recipient of the pocket call hearing your entire conversation.

John: "...so I met her at the club and 15 minutes later I fucked her in my wife's car."

Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."

John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."

Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."

John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."

by izzy1979 January 22, 2011

Black swan

A BTS song, GO STREAM!!!

Oh hey, have you heard BTS’s new song, Black swan?
Oh yeah, it’s fire!

by Alejandro_babe22 January 18, 2020

Black god

The man that is helping out in area 51 yes he is black I'm not racist but he is the allies leader along with Neil Armstrong

#black god

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019

Black Friday

A video of gay black men having an orgy

Aw nigga some just Black Fridayed me

by Funny ape July 21, 2022

black af1

street slang for meth with cum and 1 dollar pizza that is mixed together and later pressed to pills

deler: eyeee dog want some black af1

australian kid: na ye ye na mate i hav som crock cock
deler: ok blackniegrochild

by thekidthatsuckt April 7, 2022

blacked friday

The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.

Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.

Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.

by Harriet Plugman November 25, 2017