by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

by Tee_campbell August 14, 2023

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote
by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
by SahaibP March 9, 2024

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.
“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”
“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”
Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”
Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section
by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them
by milfs101 November 16, 2021
