Winged Hat

The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.
Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.

Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.

For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 03, 2023
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Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
by Twibbieful November 15, 2010
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emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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bash hat

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike
by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021
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Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019
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