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butthurt mother fucker

A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.

Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
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Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient
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Piss-fucker

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!
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Piss-fucker

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!
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Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
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Boring mother fucker

BMF / a person that’s really boring
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Zhongli Fuckers

A nickname given to ppl who are specifically named "Kuro" and "Kuroko"
Oh ! katsu look over there, they are known as the Zhongli fuckers
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