Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.

First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.

by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013

facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.

FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance

by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009

Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.

look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!

by Monster Mans June 12, 2011

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

facebook rave

1.A period in the day where Facebook members lose the proverbial plot and just live Facebook- this includes particpating in endless wall conversations, doing countless quizzes or ANYTHING FACEBOOK.COM RELATED. Research has shown the The Facebook Raves have lasted up to 3 hours and 45 minutes!

2. The term is sometimes used to describe the act of choosing a victim's profile and liking all comments/statuses/pictures/links etc that is on their wall. This is a way of mocking people who abuse facebook OR as a plea for attention.

1. Just spent hours facebook raveing instead of revising. fml.
2. I'm gonna facebook rave Susie when I get home!

by THEFACEBOOKRAVER January 13, 2011

Facebook Fingers

Working those facebook fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook

by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015

Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011