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The DAKS

A formidable guy that seems to know everyone, from kids that you knew from primary school to your plumber, he'll know them. He also has a tendency to disappear and then randomly turn up at your house.
Brad: Hello, nice to meet you.
The DAKS: Oi mate, don't I know you? You used to play football for Nicholas Wanderers innit!?
by Clive McFadden January 19, 2022
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the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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The Dark Slide

This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 9, 2022
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hermit dares

hermit dares
by sniper nate June 8, 2022
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His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.
"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"
by ilovehisdarkmaterials June 20, 2022
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Thee Dark Age of Loduha

From the 8th to the 13th century Slovakia was plagued by war and the black plague. It even reaches the mountains in which the Loduhans resided. this is the main reason why Didymus constructed the Chateau Loduha because he needed to escape the war on CNN and the black plague. Not much history is known on this era, as it was hardest to keep good history on the events during the wars against rogues. The Loduhan clan ultimately survived the dark age by scraping by as they ran a lowkey speakeasy and chapel in their cellar.
it seems like loduhan history is very scarce, right proffessor?
yes but Thee Dark Age of Loduha was the worst period for Loduhan clan historical notation
ohhhh ok.
by RogerMethod420 July 3, 2022
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After Dark

commonly known as a song written by mr kitty, used as an alias by the big scary hacker doxbin egirl after dark who terrorizes the minecraft community with her big scary hackerness beware of after dark guys she will find ur addy and swat you and make you regret ever downloading discord big scary hacker sexy mommy e girl mmm mommy i love me some aftedark
mommy after dark i love her so much
by afterdarkfan October 5, 2022
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