pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie

a girl who ate her best girl best friend/j

I'm pookie looking cookie love sweetie love sweetie

by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

wrath cookie

the opposite of a golden cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot

by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021

Cookie

The luscious breasts of an American Woman

Paula rolled her eyes at me as I fondled Elaines cookies.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022

Hallway Cookies

Edibles eaten in secret

Got any hallway cookies? We can go in to back and eat them.

by LivSim July 5, 2021

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025