Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019

Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025

Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children

“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”

by zeethegod December 18, 2021

christian teresa suastegui

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

by Mimic May 9, 2018

Christian

This is the guy that everyone knows and likes yet he doesn't know it. He catches all the girl's attention, he makes heads turn when he walks into the room. He always has his Samsung wireless earbuds in no matter what situation. His mom works at roots so he always has the latest models and their iconic sweatpants. He has an older sister. Christian is usually a good student but the moment he forgets the homework the teacher comes around to see if it's done. He also has a blue or black water bottle.

"I like Christian," said Skye
"oh cool you should tell him"

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

Christian

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"

"Christian?"

"Of course! Who else?!"

"You are blessed

by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017

Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .

Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"

by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015