Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.

Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!

by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010

bar boo

That late night boo that is always available at the local bar

I struck out earlier so ima holler at that bar boo

by WyJawn Clef July 30, 2016

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.

-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"

by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016

Bars

Synonym for relatable/“I feel that”/“real”. Pretty much something that is so relatable you could write a song about it. Originating from songs with emotional lyrics that connect to you deeply.

Person 1- “Dude, why do I feel like bad things always happen to good people?”

Person 2- “That’s bars, man.”

by Pineapple89 February 25, 2024