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Rasputin Banana 

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
Rasputin Banana by KING HORN November 20, 2017

toilet banana 

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.
Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

Hannah banana 

A type of girl who’s name is Hannah, they love making slime and always are doing something weird. Has two close friends.
Friend: what’s that smell

Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed

Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*

Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana
Hannah banana by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020

the Banana Check 

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.
Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass] gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

Jana Banana 

Jana is the best fucking person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
Jana banana is beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
Jana Banana by Molls has problems December 2, 2020