Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

asshole

the taste of an ass

Oh youre an asshole

by uh69 March 15, 2023

tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.

Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.

by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022

asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others

Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.

by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.

I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013