tom mccaig

Very sexy boy/man. Having a very large penis. Very bright and intelligent and can pick things up easily. Anything he tries he is good at and is one of the funniest people to walk the face of the world.

Girl: When Tom McCaig walks in I get this warm tingly sensation between my legs

by Rtuio January 19, 2014

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Tom Banks

The typical bitch boy of the friendship group. Is known for friend zoning himself with every lady he talks to.

Thinks he’s the big man in every situation but really only wears an over sized puffer jacket and air max’s ( pops the bubbles in every shoe tho)

Trim is a solid 2/10 (no wonder he’s in the brother zone)

Jake ‘’ is that’s a tom banks over there ‘’

Hayden ‘’ yes can’t you tell from the puffer jacket and trim’’

Jake ‘’ oh yeah I’ve clocked, another girl without a boyfriend by his side’’

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

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tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

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Uncle Tom Nigger Snitch

A House Slave or Anyone Else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.

The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigger Snitches.

by Nobody 🖤 December 15, 2024

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Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.

Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!

by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018

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