donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 3, 2016

factual donkey

A smart donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.

by Factual donkey April 11, 2024

kinda donkey

someone who is uncool, unfair, or unskilled

Thats kinda donkey.

by mega5 September 18, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Something of great value or importance. Can also be an act of greatness.

Hey JJ, that was an unbelievable swamp donkey you just hit.

by oXMike OxlongXo April 14, 2024

Shit donkey bitch

A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up

OH SHIT THERE GOES A SHIT DONKEY BITCH

by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017

Donkey Fucker

All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)

There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.

by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022