A condition coined by Psychologist TK Adams, Dinkleberg Syndrome is when one has an obsessive disdain for another who is minding his own business. This phenomenon can be traced back to it's reference to Nickelodeon cartoon "Fairly Odd Parents," where the protagonist's father would blame Mr. Dinkleberg for all of his problems. Dinkleberg, on the other hand, would be oblivious to such hating and continued to better himself. If prescribed with Dinkleberg Syndrome, please seek professional help from a psychologist or therapist.
Man 1: I hate that nigga *Man 3*, he don't deserve shit he got. If I could ever get as successful as him I woulda been tripled what he got
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here
Man 2: Get off his dick man, he doesn't even know you. I think you got Dinkleberg Syndrome.
Man 3 (in another city getting money): Man I love having money and living carefree. No problems here
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by 73fenix July 29, 2017
Get the cockhand syndrome mug.CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.
Kevin: do you want to go out today?
Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome
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I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.
Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome
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I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.
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Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.
Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.
by rhodzy January 31, 2018
Get the Peter Syndrome mug.Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
Get the Tomato Syndrome mug.Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.
*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."
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