ur mom

my wife

A person: Haha loser ur mom!11!!!!!!
Me(an aplha mail): my wife X3 RawR nyaw!!!11! teeheee XDDDD get rec ked fuck u

by leg-eaters July 7, 2022

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

Ur mom

Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.

I slept with "ur mom"!

by Chip™ July 12, 2022

ur mom

😳😳😳

😳😳😳 ur mom

by marco4153 July 13, 2022

Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022

wanna get ur main bitch taken

when someone’s being annoying you say “wanna get ur main bitch taken?”

bro 1: man fuck you

bro 2: you wanna get ur main bitch taken?
bro 1: *silent*

by yupcup July 17, 2022