Jesus and Trump

The Commander in Chief and the Commander in Cheat; the Anointed One by God the Father and the QAnon-ed one by alt-right voters; the Alpha and the Omega, and the rejected and the ejected; and the others-centered and the me-centered.

Comparing Jesus and Trump is like comparing heaven and hell, or forgiveness and vindictiveness.

by MathPlus April 7, 2021

Donald Trump

An Orange, Invented The Comb-Over Loved By A Bunch Of Racist Hill Billies.

You Donald Trump!

by TheDEF? February 18, 2017

Trump Shake

To shake one's dick for too long after taking a piss.

Dude we have to go stop with the trump shake and hurry up before we miss happy hour.

by realrepublican1 February 15, 2017

Trumps

Bad with women. Bad with cars. Can't build engines, and blames it on part suppliers. Trumps likes to talk alot of shit about how he is most awesome. All hail Trumps!

Trumps is such a great mechanic. He hasnt driven Kermit in years!

by RCR February 13, 2004

Donald Trump

Orange guy who is the president of the United States. Every single daily front page definition on this website is now insulting him or making fun of him in some way.

News: Donald Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States.
Guy: Damn, time to take to the Urban Dictionary (of all places) to talk about what a buffoon he is.

by SlickSerpent99 March 4, 2017

trump

stupid

trump is stupid

by Jhon wane 1178 February 1, 2017

Trump Penis

When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair

Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE

by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017