Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock

man dude your really acting like a jake

by temchip December 23, 2021

jake bratcher

Big dick

Jake Bratcher haves a big dick

by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018

Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024

JAKE DANIMER

BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!

JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.

by Jake Danimer November 22, 2021

Jake Paul

A word you use to call someone a leech. Also means cancer.

He is such a Jake Paul, did not even do any of the group project.

Man, I think I have Jake Paul.

by Professor_Pork May 11, 2018

Jake

A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.

Man I need Jake to stfu and just give me a hug

by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020