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Eggs

A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.
You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.
by Huevo buenos February 20, 2020
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Eskil Egg

He is a egg and hes head is the biggest head in the world. And he likes people whos called caitlyn. And he is a idiot and his breath is a imposter.
Eskil Egg is very ugly and he likes theo beijer
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Egg

An egg, reference to the hooman. From the scheme called Lé Fudstone a rough type of life or death part of Kilbirnie. An egg is typically useless with no common knowledge or common sense, helpless and at least 5 pounds overweight.
She’s such an egg.
by Beino November 19, 2018
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Boiled Egg

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.
by C4cat March 6, 2019
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Leicester eggs

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?
by Elvaselina December 28, 2020
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conspicous egg

An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
"You see that blue egg? It's a NATO Conspicous egg}
by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018
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Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023
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