A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023
Get the Taylor Tree mug.by Bush Tree February 1, 2022
Get the Bush Tree mug.by Styuone August 2, 2009
Get the Tree mug.by DaBoiWiki December 16, 2019
Get the tree staff mug.by Batman the Punisher October 21, 2025
Get the Dollar Tree obama mug.December Tree is a metaphorical name that represents love and growth.
December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.
Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.
When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.
December, in this use, is a metaphorical word for love, being the month which many celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the embodiment of love.
Tree is the symbol for growth, strength, and unity.
When you combine these two ideas, you have a group of people who are dedicated to love, who grow together, are unified, and strengthened through love.
by Kingoair June 10, 2016
Get the december tree mug.