church tits

When a girl has breasts that look small but are actually huge.

I hooked up with her last night and damn, she has church tits!

by pancakegirl January 9, 2016

Bible tits

A booby so great you talk about it with all your friends at least once a week, and pray to it every night.

Alright guys brb, gotta pray to my bible tits
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!

by Pemis? January 10, 2017

smurf tits

when your woman makes the mistake of telling you to squeeze her tits harder and the results end in blue bruises covering her now sore blue tits

I was told to squeeze her tits so hard last night they turned blue like smurf tits.

by DKTRANSPORTER September 20, 2014

Miia tit

Miia tit is a description for the sexiest women alive

‘god that’s girl is such a miia tit’

by Miia tit August 1, 2021

Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 11, 2020

tit fuck

one who fucks tits
derogatory term to describe someone

"wow that matt is a real tit fuck

by sa qu May 4, 2008

bitch tits

a mans breasts

nick grant of rochester minnesota has bitch tits

by nicks ex girlfriend June 4, 2004