an absolute dump truck of an ass, like we're cardi b, nicki minaj status. you know the want to hang with but you won't bring home to momma.
by Krysstall April 22, 2021
Get the RUSTY DUSTYmug. My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.
by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025
Get the Rusty Bussymug. When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you
by JDNegan74 June 17, 2018
Get the Rusty Firetruckmug. Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
Get the Rusty fluegelhornmug. by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022
Get the Rusty handjobmug. Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013
Get the Rusty Eastermug. 