pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

pizza fugue

The heady, fuzzy, nearly unconscious state that one slips into after devouring pizza.

Tim: "Sam, what's wrong man? You look like you're about to faint."
Sam: "Nah man, I'm good. I ate a whole pizza, and now I am in a pizza fugue."

by tcbailey123 July 14, 2017

pizza stick

A pizza stick but also Something that u call someone to insult them

Person 1: I hate u, Pizza stick
Person 2: IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS

by Idk1243 June 15, 2019

Pizza

Nudes in which the female has large nipples

Bro. I got some pizza from this girl last night

by CooperQuattro November 14, 2017

period pizza

When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways

"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"

by Chilf February 23, 2017

Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.

Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.

by A non-fortnite fan. January 8, 2020