smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

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dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.

Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?

by cring the bitch October 31, 2019

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tiny pig nibbler

Someone who picks on another person, usually a younger obese child with red hair, pale skin, and freckles.

Butch: "Hey, Thurman Merman, *insults*!!!!"

Tyrone: "Maaaan, dat pinky is a tiny pig nibbler.."

by DiabetesKidlol August 22, 2011

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Pig twat

Brittany martin

Brittany martin is a pig twat yo...you ain't ever seen such a selfish dope smoking face Pickens 💩

by Gyeahh October 8, 2022

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Feral Pig

Swine or cops

dirty

Feral pigs, beat, gangstalk, and do what ever they want.

by MineOwedWu's July 18, 2021

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Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.

Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..

by Willywanker November 26, 2013

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