National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

National kiss day

It’s national kiss day. Go up to anyone and lean in for a kiss.

Boy: *leans in for a kiss*
Girl: wyd
Boy: it’s national kiss day

Girl: ok

by Joeee mamma November 1, 2019

National Isaiah’s Day

I day where we celebrate the great man Isaiah Mitchell.

What day is it?
It’s National Isaiah’s day.

by MakinCopsNervis December 11, 2020

National cheat day

U may cheat with a handsome guy named Dawson on November 5th

Yes you may drive Dawson’s boat since it’s National cheat day

by BBC Lasagna November 4, 2021

National no homo day

You can give yo friend crazy head and it ain’t gay! Only on November 12th

John: ITS NATIONAL NO HOMO DAY
Alex: What does that mean
John: WE CAN BE GAY BUT ITS NOT GAY TODAY
Alex: Oh bet

by Bae6996 November 12, 2021

National Poggers Day

When the score or kill-death ratio in an FPS game hits 9-11. The origins derive from the United State’s terrorist attack on September 11th, 2001. When the twin towers fell, millions of people were shocked and in disbelief, most showing their expression with a pog face. This huge reaction lead to the name “National Poggers Day”, as to commemorate the reactions of the public when the day the twin towers fell.

Dude, look at the score! We have luck on our side because the score is National Poggers Day!

by PhilJap September 11, 2021

National Cousin Day

You can spend time with your cousin.

Sam: what today is?
Sophie: National Cousin Day, why?
Sam: oh shit! got to go spend time with my cousin, bye.

by Sandria October 3, 2021