Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Mud

Slag referring to a friend usually used in NYC.

"Yo wtw mud."
"Hey wya mud."
"Lmfao you tripping mud."

by ZahBuggout_ May 6, 2024

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

Mud Butter

A byproduct of mud butt. Mud butter is the greasy mix of poo particles and sweat that occurs between your asscheeks when you sweat with an improperly wiped butt.

Excessive heat and humidity makes mud butter worse.

Mud butter can also be produced if someone is suffering from extensive diarrhea and doesn't proplerly wipe clean.

I've got terrible mud butter from this diarrhea.

by 01101001110 September 26, 2023

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024

F-mud

Acronym for fuck my useless degree

F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2022

mud thug

A redneck thug from the country who is tougher than a city thug but acts thugish

Toni is a mud thug

by Dairy of a madman January 4, 2023