portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 7, 2021

Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012

Muffin Hor

One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.

John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.

by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw

I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT

by El gemelo October 7, 2013