Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

shex monkey

a. a random outburst that one may scream if angered, aroused, or in extreme pain

b. a monkey that beyond adorable

-founded by Natalie B.

a. guy kicks friend in the balls -- "SHEX MONKEY!"

b. people visting the congo -- "Aw, look at that little shex monkey!!!"

by Natalie B. May 23, 2006

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Monkey Bus

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

by psyco jello September 12, 2006

monkey catsup

the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup

by scrammers May 31, 2007

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

by Ted Demon January 17, 2009