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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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Mataya

Mataya is commonly a name for boys and girls. If you ever come across a mataya just know that their the most amazing people in the world they can be sometimes rude as fuck but that's ok bc you'll end up falling for their ass. *from self experience 🙁* #emo
Guy1:"Who's that rude ass dry bitch over there"
Guy2:"oh that's mataya 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😍😍" #girlboss #emo *THIS IS NOT A HATE SPEECH MATAYAS ARE JUST FUCKING DRY BUT HOT*
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Matt

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat
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Martyn

Martyn loves people that starts with A. Lot of people with name Martyn likes to lie, but they aren’t bad, people with name Martyn are verry kind type of person, in fact the perfect partner for Martyn is probably January Aquarius. People with name Martyn have 2 personalities .
by Nobody asked who I am November 21, 2021
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Matry

matry is the person you need in your life! they’re so funny (mommy and daddy issues) and so kind (school phobia). BUT YEAH! Don’t forget that you’re clearly enough and ilysm, you didn’t deserve all of this i’m rlly sorry.
matry often has long black hair with a wolf cut!
Guys! Matry’s coming with us today!
by vivilpbdumondeentier November 21, 2021
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Matt

A very nice guy with a dick that is the definition of pleasure. He will make any girl have a great night given the chance.
Hey look it’s Matt. He’s a nice guy.
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Martynas

It's a lithuanian boys name. Martynas is a very attractive guy who can pull any girl he wants to. He has an amazing personality and the mosy beautiful eyes.
Wow look at that guy he's so hot!

Yeah his name is Martynas
by Kentauras November 21, 2021
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