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John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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Johns Creek

Home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or Jeep cherokees. There is nothing to do there, so most fags decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly chinks and fat girls. While some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and fags.
Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
Dude your so JC.
That truck is totally from the JC.
I have a fever, and the only perscription is more Johns Creek.
by jcboy321 November 14, 2011
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John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019
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John Beckford

He's a little frackin puck baud. He wants to run the choppa, yet he can't. He loves eating glizzys ;)
frack you. Shut up ya John Beckford
by Ashwin.snixpe October 19, 2020
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John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.
You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.
by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017
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John Hannah

The Hog. The greates o-lineman in the history of the NFL. A real man, fighting in the trenches. At 6'2", he was small for a guard, but he proved that size doesn't matter. He is a member of the Hall of Fame
show me a real man?
John Hannah, the hog
by xtremlylucky January 7, 2011
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John O'niell

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom
Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self
by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017
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