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Right Honourable Friend

"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...

This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
by HauntingPast February 15, 2021
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Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.
Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do. They're also telling everyone else what they want them to do a lot of the time.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
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go right

when you think you are helping a friend that is far behind you in a game called "stumble guys" but he actually took advantage of that information and arrived before you thank fuck
"Go right, FUCK"
by chunghwa May 8, 2023
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reproductive rights

something the church, old men, pervs and brainwashed women are triflin’ with.
reproductive rights in the bible
means a man can fuck three women and it’s alright and incest is alright and a whole bunch of other perverted things like rape but we won’t talk about that today— just make sure those women get pregnant because I am a man and I want to cheat on my wife and fuck as many young girls as I want and not wear a condom!
by natchoman February 21, 2024
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Right page of the school year book

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.
man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.
by Habopo June 4, 2020
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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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right-wing

Boss supremacy, capitalism, fascism, nazism, machism, gender role, olavism, patriarchy, rifle liberation, grenade liberation, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, heterosexual supremacy, cisgender supremacy, evangelical supremacy, catholic supremacy, christian supremacy, white supremacy, male supremacy, supremacy of the rich, high prices, liberalism, neoliberalism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, elitism, bourgeoisism, privatization, flat earthism and racial quota for whites.
Right-wing.
by Sabonyty October 27, 2024
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