"Dude, did you see the bud Snoop rolls up with?" "Yeah man, that shit looked fire, definitely some dirty socks"
by Goth.mommy.4.christ November 23, 2021

by Dr clambert November 22, 2021

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.
Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.
by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013

by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025

by KatGov October 8, 2025
