The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet

Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."

by Hym Iam January 01, 2025

We have brown

We have brown means basically two people have something brown lol

1: Omg look we have brown
2: what the?

1: we have brown hair look

2: uhh ok?

by Juicylemonhead September 29, 2020

we have brown

We have brown is referring to having brown something for example hair, eyes , or anything else

Person 1: Omg we have brown

Person 2: what?

Person 1: look we both have brown hair

Person 2: uhh ok?

by Juicylemonhead September 29, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is HOw, I Like Having Sexual Intercourse..psychosomatic and rapey<.7.9.76.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 05, 2022

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 29, 2023

I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

by DiscoThey May 05, 2024