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fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by fineti October 19, 2021

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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

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Mother Fucker On Ice

when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”

“AHH !! Mother Fucker On Ice !! I forgot to take a shit today !”

by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018

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tree graph fucker

Like a wiccan witch or warlock male witch aka bitch
who uses to like math or some shit to mate with other
people, usually it involves other math shit like game theory
to get resources or intelligence even if they are not sure.

This Irish Italian Nona tree graph fucker in Sicily is using greedy topology and lambdas with some rudimentary game theory to marry her family to a few of her red native 'chibi' babies so they can have some jewelry in like 500 trilloins years. Nevermind she said finally vetoing herself to limit that to pretty brothel ready red native 'chibi' folks.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025

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