Fortnite

dipshit game

Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:

dad: nevermind...

by writteara December 11, 2020

Fortnite

A Video game on console Such as PlayStation or xbox .It's an unisex game Not just for males .It broke the internet and snapchat with all the people posting their wins .Also It can Break up relationships

"MY BOYFRIEND WONT SPEAK TO ME "

"LOOK AT MY WIN"
"I HAVE THE MOST FORTNITE WINS"

by TheBestEver09 May 10, 2018

fortnite

a game that only 5 year olds and fat retard nigger sperms play. its also a horrible game that sucks bulldick

kid: fortnite is so fucking good imma spend my welfare check on V bucks!!! dad:man i wish i aborted this fucking fat waste of sperm kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dad: man stfu and kys fortnite sucks

by Sugon69 November 20, 2021

The Fortnite Incident

on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one

““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023

FORTNITE

The game where 9 year old children won't shut up about. They will even take their mothers credit card and use it for v-bux :/

Hey Billy wanna play Fortnite after school? - Josh
Sure my user is BillyFortniteMaster1123!!! - Billy
Kk - Josh

by EpixxPerson March 21, 2022

fortnite

when someone is fortnutting oh there love ones

"no you cant fortnite shes 12!"

by BrunoIsLad October 9, 2021

Fortnite

Oh daddy give it to me

i like seducing daddy for two fortnites/4 weeks

by nate bridge November 20, 2020