Grinch Finger

The penis of a small dog or other animal with long scraggly hair growing forward off of it.

Dude, I was patting your dogs belly & it poked me with it's grinch finger.

by Little Lucy Lou Who November 17, 2010

Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Twitter fingers

The new nickname of Eli Apple, defensive back for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Eli Apple ran his Twitter Fingers all week leading up to the AFC Championship Game, but couldn’t back it up on the field.

by SteelersFan1989 January 29, 2023

scallop fingers

What happens to your fingers after finger banging a girl too much. Possibly accompanied by the smell of fish.

Yo, I finger banged that bitch until I got scallop fingers.

by MonRolly August 30, 2017

Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

FINGER OF GOD

OH MY GOD? , IT'S AM UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS ANY AGE.

Run for YOUR LIFE!!!!

Look out a PEDOPHILE is writing this definition.

One of those.

A FINGER OF SPEECH

Oh my GOD, DEBBIE had a BABY we named SCOTT who was born with the FINGER OF GOD and it's beautiful the calming effect it has.

An angry FINGER OF GOD F5 just hit TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES , NEW MEXICO right in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT as a three way TWISTING TWISTER top speed TESLA CRASHES all that metal plastic SHIT AND THOSE LAY'S POTATO CHIPS everywhere.

Hey listen if it's there FINGER OF GOD just SUCK ON IT as to GAGE THE AGECas I am SHITTY AT FACES AND FACEBOOK.

Yes as WAIT A SECOND , indeed THE FINGER OF GOD is one of those THIRD HANDS you are looking for in LIFE TO stay in and out of trouble

Yes , SEE those fingers, SMELL those fingers and LICK those fingers, as the FINGER OF GOD is waiting for your complete love.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 19, 2022

hip finger

A penis

Chris knew she was the one because his hip finger was pointing right at her.

by Mr. McSweeter September 14, 2009