Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.

funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.

by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011

Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Facebook Etiquette

The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.

Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?

Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.

by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010

Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.

First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.

by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013

Facebook War

When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.

Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.

by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015

Facebook frenzy

When an certain event happens and every friend you have updates their status about it.

It's the first snow of the year and there's a Facebook frenzy where everyone is posting about the fact that is snowing like the sky itself is falling.

by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012