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Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.
look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!
by Monster Mans June 12, 2011
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Facebook-Feminist

(A.k.a. Social media feminist.)
A person, generally a male, who pretends or acts like a feminist or an advocate for women's rights but is actually just trying to get laid or make themselves look good. See also white knight - white knighting.

Also sometimes can be used to describe someone who pretends to be a good person on social media when they aren't. But generally still applies to guys who are douchebags to women.
Person 1: "Did you see so and so post about the me too movement? What a fucking Facebook-feminist he tried to fuck my 15 year old sister at some party last year. That creep! I should beat his ass."

Person 2: "That's pretty yikesy dude. Smdh."
by PhraseTheSun July 21, 2018
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facebook rave

1.A period in the day where Facebook members lose the proverbial plot and just live Facebook- this includes particpating in endless wall conversations, doing countless quizzes or ANYTHING FACEBOOK.COM RELATED. Research has shown the The Facebook Raves have lasted up to 3 hours and 45 minutes!

2. The term is sometimes used to describe the act of choosing a victim's profile and liking all comments/statuses/pictures/links etc that is on their wall. This is a way of mocking people who abuse facebook OR as a plea for attention.
1. Just spent hours facebook raveing instead of revising. fml.
2. I'm gonna facebook rave Susie when I get home!
by THEFACEBOOKRAVER January 13, 2011
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Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
by Sipacris January 3, 2011
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Facebook Fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook
by Facebook Fingers March 2, 2015
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Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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Facebook Raped

To have someone go onto your facebook account and change a load of stuff, such as your display picture, your likes/dislikes, your sexual preference, your status etc
It is highly amusing for the person raping and those observing, but not particularly amusing for the person being raped.....as with actual rape.
funny guy: "...I raped someone last night. I'd been thinking about doing it for ages...And I saw an opening- an opportunity...so I just...I just did it. I raped my cousin and it felt so frickin' good."

freaked out friend: ohmygod...OHMYGOD...You're kidding?? WHAT!?!? YOU RAPED YOUR COUSIN...Ohmygod! I have to tell someone! I have to tell the fucking police!! OHMYGOD- I'M PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE BY NOT TELLING THE EFFING COPS!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
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funny guy:....FACEBOOK RAPED, DUDE!!! I FACEBOOK RAPED MY COUSIN, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

freaked out friend:..................boo you, whore.
by tylerbiatch September 1, 2011
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