Air Force

One of the five main branches of the US military that was founded on September 18, 1947. It serves a vital function in combat (as I am certain you have heard about drone strikes) and is often called in when too much shit hits the fan. Despite it's importance, it remains the second least respected branch of the military

At least the Air Force receives more respect than the Coast Guard

by natedashark August 8, 2017

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.

It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!

by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018

Corn forest

A hairy asshole

I want to fuck her corn forest

by Johnny Fab September 12, 2017

air force blue

To have spirit for the Air Force.

Oh man, Tom's bleeding Air Force blue in that USAF hat.

by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017

Forbidden Foreskin

Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.

Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.

Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.

by Cemorolen October 2, 2017

liquid force

the act in which you fuck the girl so hard, she pisses herself

"Yo dude. I used that liquid force move on your bitch."
"Good shit."

by jdabbo October 14, 2017

Shady Forest

A large overgrown section of any urban park, where it is both shady because of the dense tree coverage and because of the almost certain illegal activities taking place there.

Person 1: Wanna go to Prospect Park?
Person 2: Hell yeah! We going to Shady Forest.
Person 1: If there aren't any police around, okay!
Person 3: Where are you guys going?
Person 2: Nowhere.

by met-ro October 17, 2017