The Alf Finger

The act of pointing at someone then at yourself (with both index fingers) multiple times, while raising one eyebrow.

hey did you see that he hella just gave her the alf finger.

by Vegas Lurker November 30, 2007

mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

by fetusraper April 20, 2008

Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

Whiskey Fingers

When you are too drunk to finger someone before passing out.

Sally: I tried to rub one out last night, but I got whiskey fingers!!!
Harold: You sure it wasn't just being lazy?
Sally: Probably!! Lol I pulled a Tommy.

by Hnwillis January 28, 2016

Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 2, 2020

finger pointer

A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.

Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.

by Nogoogleyeyes May 25, 2016

Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020