ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023

skibibi egg

the thing where t grows to a full skibibi and its sock shaped created by me and my freinds ultimate skibibi raisers

lets put our skibibi eggs here my friend!

by iplaypokemon!1!!!! April 3, 2025

egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 5, 2024

Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.

Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!

by RonTexaco December 31, 2019

riot egg

A passive-agressive *prank* you get an egg poke a hole in the top with a needle and leave the egg in a open enviornment and it will smell a little but when it breaks it will smell un-imaginable

Kid 1: Hey did you smell the riot egg in the plaza this morning

Kid 2: Yeah it was terrible

by I AM TITI June 9, 2018

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022

egg

used to caption a picture of an egg or a mutual agreement between friends

Person one: egg
Person two *nodding head*: egg

by IcedMocha855 March 24, 2022