Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.

“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”

by gracenicole August 13, 2018

crunchy fill

When you eat so much crunchy rice that your tummy is full.

I had my crunchy fill at the korean restaurant.

by Calogero333 August 13, 2018

crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunion

The holily unsanctioned combination between cream and onion. Typically used in a frozen treat like Ice Crunions or the Outback Steak House staple meal, the Bloomin' Crunion.
Regularly served with latte sauce.

Person 1: Oi mate, wanna pop down to Outback for a Bloomin' Crunion?
Person 2: Nah bruv, more in the mood to get to Katie's for some Iced Crunions

by Jim Sterling 2 October 1, 2018